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  Fucking magic.

  Under it, the skin of his chest was an angry red.

  Panic filled me, like someone with a panic pump had connected one hose to my ass and put it on full speed a-fucking-head. This was an artifact. This had been made by a Fabricator, an ustari with skill beyond anything I’d ever seen. This was the sort of thing only an enustari fucked with, and if Mags and I had stepped in an Archmage’s shit for the second time in a week, we were completely and irrevocably fucked.

  I stood up, vision dimming, and turned back to Mags. “Get his feet.”

  Mags blinked, still looking dopey and happy that he hadn’t fucked up, looking around at the dissolving party with idle curiosity. “What?”

  What was, of course, the second word in Mags’s limited vocabulary. I moved to the Skinny Fuck’s head and knelt down again, trying to find some hidden reservoir of energy as I slipped my hands under his moist shoulders. “Get. His. Feet,” I repeated, nodding at the pair of shined, expensive wing tips. “We have to get out of here immediately.”

  Mags ambled over and we lifted the Skinny Fuck. I wobbled a little and almost passed out, but managed to hang on. I indicated the Beamer, and we dragged the body to it. I peered over the edge of the trunk and locked eyes with the girl again.

  “Sorry about this,” I said, and we swung the bloody corpse forward and on top of her as her muffled screams spiked in volume. I slammed the trunk closed and started for the driver’s-side door, pressing my fingernails into my wound again. As I popped the lock, I scanned the night, feeling doom everywhere. I sat down behind the wheel, and got her started with another drop of me and a whisper.

  “Where?” Mags asked. He sounded tired.

  I hit the headlights and jumped in my seat. Two men were standing in front of the car.

  “Lem?” Mags said, his voice once again small and unsure, a little boy’s voice.

  “I know,” I said, mouth dry. The minute I’d seen the Bleeder, I knew we were dead men.

  4

  The man on the right was the most handsome bastard I’d ever seen in my life. He was black and well built and wore the hell out of a black suit and expensive overcoat. His haircut had cost more than the gross national product of a small island nation, and he practically glowed with the kind of good health only the truly rich and powerful enjoyed—the sort of health insurance they didn’t sell to schlubs, or even presidents, the sort of health insurance where you bought new organs on a regular basis and had them sewn into place as needed.

  The man on the left was none of these things. He was a corpulent white blob of a human, so fat he probably had trouble walking. He was wearing a simple suit, also black, but cheaper; it didn’t fit him well. He was covered in scars. His face was a pink web of them, his hands, his throat. I knew he would have scars all over his body, everywhere. Bleeders always did.

  “Gentlemen!” the dandy said, smiling. “You have something of mine.”

  I didn’t know if he meant the girl or the Skinny Fuck.

  “Lem,” Mags hissed.

  “Shut the fuck up,” I said slowly. “And don’t fucking move. This is firepower, okay? This is a saganustari.”

  Mags breathed in and out. “Fuck,” he said, stretching it out into an expression of wonder. You didn’t meet a mage of that level every day—at least, Tricksters like us didn’t. For a moment I wished I was Normal and didn’t know any better. Could walk past a guy like this in the street and not shiver, not spend the rest of the day looking over my shoulder.

  The dandy spread his hands. “Step out of the car, please. Let’s discuss your situation.”

  My knuckles were white on the wheel. I didn’t know who this was, but if he was what I guessed, saganustari, he was one of the most powerful men in the world, and I’d fucked with one of his little projects.

  He rolled his eyes, and without any obvious signal his Bleeder whipped out one arm and rolled the sleeve up with automatic, practiced ease. A second later the fat man had a small knife in one hand, poised right over his forearm. I leaped in my seat and my hands flew up, all my cuts throbbing. Panic flooded me—I’d seen what a saganustari could do when they had a Bleeder, an entire human’s supply of fresh blood to work with, all the gas you needed for some serious fucking fireworks. Bleeders were shitty mages. They had the spark, but they generally couldn’t cast worth shit. It was like anything else—some folks had a way with it, some folks could spend their lives studying with a gasam and get nowhere. The Bleeders were the latter, but instead of just living with being shit magicians, they dedicated their lives to their masters, offering up their blood on demand. You could see the light of demented worship in most of their eyes. Most of them, you got the feeling they wanted their masters to kill them, hoping each day was the day they got bled to death. Sometimes they lived a long time and lived well on their master’s dime, sometimes they died off pretty young. It all depended.

  That much blood offered freely and the dandy could blow the whole motel to bits, or put a geas on me that would have me licking his hand like a dog for weeks, or turn me into stone, a monument to failure. That much blood and you could do plenty.

  I wasn’t tired anymore. Fear had made me sharp as a razor and I hit the gas and yanked down on the gearshift simultaneously. The car made a grinding noise that reverberated up through my spine and made my teeth click together and then surged forward with a screech.

  The dandy whirled to the side like a dancer and we slammed into the Bleeder, who disappeared from view, transformed into a bucking speed bump as we crashed over the curb onto the deserted highway. I mashed the gas pedal down to the floor and leaned forward, tense over the wheel. The dandy had his blood ready, sure enough—his Bleeder had just been mown down by a car—so we had to put some space between us before he could send something on our trail we wouldn’t enjoy.

  I glanced at Mags. The dim-witted bastard was smiling.

  “Where we going, Lem?”

  I sighed, my arms and hands shaking again, filled with more adrenaline than blood. “Hiram’s,” I said. There was nowhere else.

  • • •

  Pulling up outside his apartment always reminded me of the first time I’d walked up the crumbling stone steps and rung the bell.

  I’d been watching him for weeks, struggling to get the courage together to approach him, terrified. In those weeks I’d seen Hiram Bosch do some amazing things—small tricks, I now knew, tiny Cantrips that required a drop of blood and no more. At the time they’d seemed impossible.

  Every spell I’d seen him cast in those weeks involved petty theft.

  A blueberry muffin floated from behind a diner counter into his waiting hand when no one was looking. A newspaper box popped open without receiving any coins. Taxicabs paid off with blood-smeared dollar bills and told to keep the change without any sense of irony.

  Hiram Bosch was a hustler.

  He was a rich hustler, though; he never spent a dime if he could spend a drop of his blood instead, and he made money by the truckload turning small bills into big and charming people with a Cantrip here, a geas there, basically running short cons on a daily basis and coming home every night with marginally more cash in his pocket than when he’d left in the morning. He was also an ustari, a fully ranked magician. We made no distinction of purpose or behavior; you could either make the Words do what you wanted or you couldn’t, and what you could do determined how you were styled. An ustari could do some amazing things, but mostly small-scale stuff. They might be capable of something big if they tried. Hiram rarely tried.

  Nothing about the house had changed, and I was willing to bet the interior was the same claustrophobic space filled up with rugs and bric-a-brac. Hiram was an unrepentant thief. Everything he saw, he tried to steal. Mags and I left the girl and corpse in the trunk and walked up the steps to the sounds of her muffled kicking and shouting. The street was deserted, so it would be all right for a few moments, and I didn’t dare release her until we had things under control.


  At the top of the steps I swayed a little, going dizzy, and steadied myself by grasping the dragon’s-head knocker and hanging on to it while I slammed it against the door.

  Hiram answered immediately, as if he’d seen us coming and had been waiting behind the door for our arrival, which he might have been, I supposed. The door snapped inward and there he was, an old man who resembled Santa Claus: short, round, white hair and beard. He was wearing a nice suit without the jacket, just the trousers and waistcoat, and looked down his red, bulbous nose at me even though I was a foot taller.

  “Master Vonnegan,” he said in his rolling actor’s lilt. “Always a disappointment. Mr. Mageshkumar, a pleasure.” He looked back at me. “What brings my erstwhile apprentice back home?”

  “I hadn’t been called an idiot in a few days,” I said hoarsely. “Thought I’d get a refresher course.”

  He stared at me for a moment. “Ever since you rejected my teaching methods—quite ungracefully—I only see you when you are drunk and belligerent, making demands of me, or desperate and in need of favors from someone I can only imagine now exists as your only friend.” He glanced at Mags. “No offense, Mr. Mageshkumar, as I know you have an unreasoning affection for our Mr. Vonnegan.”

  Mags smiled at him and shook his head a little, not understanding any of it. Hiram looked back at me. “So which is it this time, Mr. Vonnegan?”

  I sighed. I wanted to get off the street as quickly as possible. I was willing to eat all the shit Hiram had in store for me. Which, if memory served, was quite a lot.

  “I’ve got a body and a . . . a girl in the trunk of that car.”

  Hiram ticked his head to look over my shoulder, his sharp grifter’s eyes taking in the car. He looked back at me. “Which is stolen,” he said.

  “Which is stolen.” I took a deep breath, the oxygen feeling good as it burned into my thinned blood. I didn’t want to tell Hiram the next part, but I owed him at least a warning. “This involves . . . someone out of my league.”

  Hiram snorted, moving out onto the steps with us. “You have great ability, Mr. Vonnegan, and always have. You limit yourself.”

  I nodded. I was a purist. Hiram was not, though he usually insisted on volunteers for his bleeds. Most of the ustari, the mages of average ability, lacked even those scruples.

  “This is far out of my league, Hiram.”

  My gasam glanced at me again, then nodded. “Bring them in. Try not to make any noise. That means you, Mr. Mageshkumar. You make noise just standing there, did you know that?”

  • • •

  The girl kicked and struggled and was smeared in the Skinny Fuck’s blood, making her as easy as a greased pig to carry into Hiram’s house. Since Hiram was in no mood to do anything more for us, Mags managed a respectable Glamour that made anyone who looked out their window or passed by simply ignore us, cutting a ragged-looking slice on his forearm for the gas. Hiram watched in what looked like increasing horror as first the bloody, kicking girl and then the cold, pale corpse, were dragged into the house.

  “Put the dead one in the study,” Hiram instructed coolly, gesturing directions with one arm as if I hadn’t spent years in this house. “Bring the girl to the washroom. Neither of you speak for a while, yes?”

  I realized Hiram was furious. I’d been on the receiving end of his anger plenty of times when actively apprenticed to him and was in no rush to revisit my adolescence.

  We slipped the girl into the bathtub, which I immediately regretted, seeing her as the other girl, the very, very dead girl in the old apartment. They looked very much alike, which couldn’t be a coincidence.

  I didn’t say anything, though. The girl had stopped trying to scream and kick; just flashed her eyes at us, jumping from face to face.

  Hiram studied her for a moment, then sighed, unbuttoning one sleeve and starting to roll it up. “We’re not going to get far with her in this state; we need to calm her,” he said, reaching into his pocket and producing the pearl-handled straight razor he liked to use. Although Hiram’s face and neck were free from scars, the white flesh of his left arm from the wrist to the elbow was a highway map of puckered old wounds, ranging from the delicate, almost-vanished to one ugly gnarl of pink that ran for three inches, like a mountain range on his skin.

  Hiram didn’t mind bleeding others, but Hiram didn’t have the rank to attract Bleeders. He got by on his own gas a lot, just like the rest of us. When Hiram had a big spell to cast, he got some local rummies or a whore or two; people who would take money for anything.

  I closed my eyes and saw my first girl again. Her sneakers. The pink marker. She was shivering. She’d been skinny, with dark hair, too, but pale, skin like ice cream.

  I opened my eyes again. With a quick, masterful twitch Hiram drew a nice bead of blood and laid the razor in the sink. He spoke the Cantrip in just six syllables. Hiram was a master of the language, which had always been appealing to me. He had a knack for paring down every spell to maximum efficiency; some mages had to chant for ten minutes to get the same effect.

  I felt the power move gently outward from Hiram, and when I looked at the girl again, she looked back with calm, unfrightened eyes.

  “I’m sorry about that,” I said, my voice wet and thick. “The, er, body, I mean.”

  She shrugged, as if it were nothing to get excited about. She was still and calm, her face blank. Like a film had been inserted between her and the world, everything now at a safe distance. Hiram’s penchant for stealing had given him ample experience in calming people down with a drop of gas and a well-chosen Cantrip.

  “My dear,” Hiram said, kneeling down by the tub and reaching in. “I am going to undo your gag and let you speak. Do you promise not to scream or make any noise?”

  She nodded again, watching him placidly. When the ball had been removed from her mouth she worked her jaw a bit and then looked at me. “That was terrible,” she said.

  Her voice was flat and unaffected. She sounded bored and tired. I studied her, something in my gut twitching. I tried to imagine if the girl who’d attempted to assault me while hogtied in the trunk of a car was capable of faking this kind of calm.

  Finally, I nodded.

  “What is your name, dear?” Hiram asked gently, reaching for the razor in the sink and bending down to attend to her bonds.

  “Claire,” she said, still sounding like she’d always expected to end up locked in a trunk and covered in blood. Hiram’s spell was subtle but effective. “Claire Mannice.”

  “Claire,” Hiram said in that gentle way, “I have cut the ropes binding you. Please stay in the bathroom until I come for you. You can clean yourself up, but please do not leave. Can you do that for me?”

  She nodded again. “Sure.”

  Hiram stood and reached for a hand towel from the rack. Wiping the blade of his razor carefully, he folded it and returned it to his pocket, then held the towel against his wound momentarily. He looked at Mags and me and sighed, tossing the towel at the hamper in the corner.

  “Come, gentlemen, let’s discuss your other problem.”

  • • •

  We’d laid the Skinny Fuck on his stomach, because Mags didn’t like looking at his face. Hiram mixed us all drinks at his elegant little bar in the corner while I told him the story from the beginning, from Neilsson to Heller’s to the dandy in the parking lot. It all sounded crazy, but that was the way with magic, sometimes. Coincidence was just magic running wild, like a vine that envelops your entire garden, your house, creeping in through your windows. Sitting in one of Hiram’s high-backed plush chairs, I could feel sleep creeping over me like a spell.

  Hiram’s study was like the rest of the house: crammed full of interesting things. Or at least things Hiram found interesting. There were four identical chairs, deep and soft, the kind you slid down over the course of an evening before eventually falling to the floor. The walls were lined with heavy-looking built-in bookshelves, each filled to capacity with a variety of tomes, some old and massi
ve, some new, cheap paperbacks. In front of all the books were little knickknacks: dolls, snow globes, small sculptures—anything that had caught the old kleptomaniac’s eye at some point. The floor was covered by a thick Persian-type rug with a gold fringe. Between the chairs was a massive wooden coffee table littered with more things: a chess set and board carved from some dark, glossy wood, a thick glass ashtray, a fiddle of uncertain vintage. Taking up the last of the floor space was a huge old-fashioned globe in a wooden frame, the colors faded, the borders out of date, the Communists still in control.

  No matter how long it had been, when I walked into Hiram’s house, I felt choked.

  When I was done telling the tale, Hiram drained his gimlet and sighed, gesturing at the body. “All right. Let’s have a look. Roll him over.”

  Mags leaped up like a puppy and scampered to the corpse, flipping him faceup. His arms flopped out onto the rug, and I could have sworn the sliver of green stone was still affixed to the exact spot on his chest where I had first seen it. The light caught it and made it gleam.

  “Jesus fucked,” Hiram said, stepping back from it. “Jesus fucked, Mr. Vonnegan, what have you been up to?”

  “What?”

  “Do you know what that is?”

  Panic lapped at the edges of my thoughts again. “No. My education was pretty shitty.”

  The old man looked at me, and then panic broke through and swamped me, because he looked panicked. “You did not touch it, did you?”

  I shook my head, and relief edged into his face.

  “That’s not just any ‘artifact,’ as your story had me believe. That is a very old, old artifact, Mr. Vonnegan. Or a piece of it.” He stepped to the left to get a better angle, and seemed careful to stay a certain distance from the green stone. “A very dangerous artifact.” He looked at me again. “The mage in the parking lot—describe him again. Carefully.”